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Bottle cap, you're so wise.
Wife didn't think this was nearly as funny as I did.
I still scream like a girl when one walks on my foot though.
Kermit says it and its fine, I say it and suddenly there's paramedics standing over my bleeding crotch.
Is it extra points if you dunk yourself?
This is my life...
For some reason, I'm not hungry anymore.
My family members would ban me from family events.
The really need to fix these serving sizes.