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My wife told me the same thing at the bar.
Watching boxing with the wife was a mistake...
Didn't give me noms last night. Good luck driving into work safely!
Oh, you didn't have to sh*t? Bet you do now.
What I got my wife for her bday this year.
You read this in his voice, didn't you?
I bet he didn't see this night coming.
Katy Perry didn't think this one through.
Wife was really happy for some reason.