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For those who missed it, Kanye West accidentally tweeted a picture showing him listening to a new song on YouTube, problem was the full screen shot showed that he was also illegally downloading stuff from PirateBay, the same site that Kanye West himself flipped out over when his album showed up on it. To make matters worse, Deadmau5 who is also a part owner with Tidal, Jay Z's failing streaming service that Kanye West also is part of went after Kanye for the hypocrisy, which in return led to yet another Kanye West rant, one in which he claimed he didn't even know who deadmau5 was or have ever even met. Here's a picture of the two beside each other, they've not only met, but as previously stated they're partners. 

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Once again we see Kanye West make a complete fool of himself, now he claims it was all a joke and he did it on purpose just to troll people. Sorry Kanye, like most of the things you say I.E. How well you're doing with money before begging Mark Zuckerberg to help bail you out of $53mil in debt, we don't believe you. 

A fleeing Taliban fighter desperate for water was trudging through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water he hurried towards it only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”

The Taliban shouted, “Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

“OK, OK” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.” Muttering, the Taliban fighter staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead… “Your fucking brother won’t let me in without a tie!”

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do!


For those who do not get the reference watch the video below:


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