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I guess I don't need the ambulance after all...
where will you be when the acid kicks in
however they are easier to out run when the slasher strikes
When you HAF at work and just don't want to do anything anymore
When you see it...
Guess I don't need a couple hundred bags of Cheetos after all
When it's been a while and she goes down.
Drunk Presidents don't make for good ones.
We all have that one friend who would take this joke way too far, if you don't, you might be that friend.