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When it's 100° outside in the AC stops working
Mom was like "I'm taking this photo, it's so fitting"
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
When he's not out stealing picnic baskets, Yogi is jazzing it up in the streets
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
It's the drunk mobile, hop on
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there
Human... You see this? It's Master Splinter!