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When a jealous friend see's you and your girlfriend getting lovey in public.
When a chick says she's single and you're horny.
Did she steal someone's couch for that dress?
She's letting you know she brought you in this world, she'll take you out.
But she's not from America... so.. umm....
Where's the Duck Dynasty folks when you need'em?
She's definitely talking about me..
When it's been a while and your girl tries to give you head...
Harder than Where's Waldo