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Sorry dude, I didn't realize you broke your leg... But you really stuck that landing!
Oh, I'll be studying REAL hard!!
No, No, you distract her, I'll steal the picnic basket and the pie.
For I am your leader now.
Not sure if I wanna Jihad today, or catch some waves.
You poo, i'll eat... said no one ever.
"I'll take sh*t stain marble" - Owner
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