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How I feel when Karma hits someone I can't stand.
Asked her to get me a beer, came back with this.
That cat is a damn Ninja!
Now that my friends is how you OWN! a cop!
Without a fridge a day, she'll lose weight. Can't have that.
Now just find out who left early, or was in the bathroom all day
Sometimes I don't think before I speak