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When doing computer tech support and you're waiting for that old lady to finally get what you are talking about.
When you're riding your bike through a bad neighborhood.
When you realize you're about to get the boot from your own company
When you tell her you're cooking her a nice meal.
That awkward moment you realize you're not as athletic as you originally thought.
You're welcome, mom
Who pays for your daytime drinking, you're welcome.
That awkward moment you realize you're famous.
When she says she has to go away for a while, but you're horny AF.