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When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
Needless to say, they have a hard time waking up
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
Just say no to public Finger-Anal!
They say these relieve stress. Someones stress free for life now!
Ma'am, do you know I'm a dog and don't understand what you're saying?
And they say chivalry is dead
When your wife says she really believes in equality
When she took a pause before saying till death do us part