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She said I would never get in her pants. Wrong.
Play Cards against humanity they said... It's funny they said.
She always said she had that bomb p*ssy....
If only Bill Clinton had this...
JFK said this to Marilyn Monroe.
Before the president fixed problems, now he creates them.
Swim with the dolphins they said. It will change your life they said...
Damn It Santa. I said fries to!
Take the subway they said... WTF is that I said...