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Something you put in your mouth but don't swallow?
Going to use the coal I get to cook some reindeer.
You don't want them knowing how much of a creepy perv you are.
Next time don't make me wait for my bone
This is how I broke it to my son to.
And I don't drink coffee... down to two.
Bitch don't be questioning me...
Santa? Why!?!?!?
Those Coke Cola bears get angry around Christmas