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Sure, it's the tourists...
It's totally safe Bill, I swear.
How cheesy is it? Go across the street and let's find out!
Those mosquitoes that fly into your car, they only do it because they're wasted!
"It's not a coup!" In Arnold Schwarzenegger's kindergarten cop voice
Either way it's creepy
When it's your turn at the public Christmas tree and other families keep encroaching
It's the scariest story of all time!
It's like the Stockholm Syndrome.