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Maybe the doctor just didn't want you to reproduce because you're so damn stupid
My wife didn't think wearing this around during her girl party was funny.
Gotta admit, I didn't see that one coming
They didn't train us for this!
Took the egg and threw it in the trash, yelled abortion. She didn't find it funny.
Learned about a lot of things I didn't like that night
He didn't even finch
I didn't even know humans could been like that
Clearly he didn't see the shirt