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Twins!
When I have to go to a new barber and I give them specific instructions.
One of these is their gift, the rest is old stuff I wrapped.
Best night of this cat's life.
Girl's will never understand.
My dads reply when I said I forgot his father's day Present.
Honey, be sure to run around the house for no reason before bed.
One reason I wish I was a Jedi...
Stupid people do stupid things. Case and point.