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I'd rather carpet bomb than be caught on camera scratching.
Even criminals have priorities.
Yo momma so ugly...
Suddenly all those Subway footlong statements look like...
Are there any desolate Islands available?
Super feminist to the rescue
Clever girl knows what works
She takes my fun away I take her job away
Guess who had the most fun at the bachelorette party