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Trolling your wife.
His mom said he could be anything he wanted, he chose a Giraffe.
Go outside to poop they said...
Will you marry me? Why the tears?
Just climb in the window she said...
So we can watch together she said... Lies!
Slide down the rail they said, it'll be easy they said
They see him rollin', they screaming!
They told this bear he could be anything.