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Prepping this note for the next time this happens...
I do this every morning when I wake up.
Every time I find a show I like on Netflix
Every time I go camping...
When a insecure girlfriend says she doesn't mind...
That time of the month?
When my girl says she's ready and I claim I am too.
Every time I take a few days off from the gym
Every time I shave