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And everyday just happens to be a special occasion!
Did I just get trolled by a damn fortune cookie?
Better add a few more, and make it a handgun
How quickly we forget what we learned from American Pie...
Loki don't play dat!
He made a huge mistake!
Wrong bikini choice for tanning.
He didn't even have the knife...
So heartfelt, and honest.