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5 minutes means a few hours, girl talk.
Changing my name before my cruise.
Santa's only lost 5 elfs this year
People never change...
Swim with the dolphins they said. It will change your life they said...
Then you get smacked and the WiFi password is changed.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
This weather changed quicker than a happy girl you call fat
I believe they changed hypocrisy to Obamaprocrisy in the dictionary