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It's because seven ate nine...
People in Africa are starving and here I am cracking up because of this...
"No mom, the PW is wrong because cap's lock is still on"
Clearly this was saved for last because they're all experts
Some guys like midgets because their hands make their johnson look big...."some guys"...
Because F*CK dictators!
Plot Twist : The teacher actually needs that much because of this kid.
It's true because a headline says so.
They call me coffee because I'll have you sh*tting your pants in less than 20mins.