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Let's go on a walk he said, it'll be fun he said...
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
Then it just sits there fermenting a plan with the rest of the accidentally discarded toothpaste to clog your drain
When you just Sexy AF and need to share it with the world.
Okay Charles, you gotta stop falling for the red dot! You're just never going to catch it!
She lying, but it's cool...
Robbing picnic baskets just doesn't pay as well as it used to, time for a second career..
Hit it and forget it, just like my sex life
I just laugh after I say it, it makes it clear.