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Screw you guys, I'm going home...
Wife didn't think this was nearly as funny as I did.
I still scream like a girl when one walks on my foot though.
Kermit says it and its fine, I say it and suddenly there's paramedics standing over my bleeding crotch.
For some reason, I'm not hungry anymore.
My dad said the other day, "I thought this would be fun... It's not"
I don't play by the rules.
I don't want to do either.
I do this every time I see a drunk guy pissing in public.