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Hated when the doctor did the same thing to me.
Where I go when I'm short on money...
When you fap after it's been a while...
It's the small things that count when you get old..
When you're around a bunch of hot girls in the checkout line.
If you don't get this face when you do it... you must have small... hands.
When you forget your wife's on her period and you ask for sex.
When I try this people look at me weird.
"Remember when you bought a DeLorean to be a smartass?"