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Sir, can you go over it again please?
When someone complains about nothing.
I said the same thing when I went outside today. To my own nuts.
When a cheating Ex wants sympathy for their new boyfriend cheating on them
When Taco Bell hits and you're shopping.
And you can dry him off quickly.
Drunk search parties every night.
When you're drunk and find a friend in the crowd.
Some just can't cook