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Until I was told I had plumber crack... looked down and saw I was wearing PJs... I have become what I hate.
Mom gave me a Xbox One two weeks before Christmas...
I see one, what's the second?
What does it mean when a girl hands you a fork?
Every Christmas party with cousins.
This is what creates nightmares
Me every year by the time Christmas is finally here...
Whenever someone asks what time it is... Hold this bad boy out.
Why I have I never thought about this instead of trying to compete?!?!