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When rocking out goes wrong.
When you accidentally left the food in the microwave too long
Beware, its been known to attack you with how sad its life is.
When a coworker tries to take credit for your work...
And then get angry when you mention it.
When people complain about something they caused...
When that towel drops...
When I tilt my phone ever so slightly, and it rotates the screen
When your life is crap, get a satellite and nice tv.