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Friend died today, but suddenly I feel better.
Hey, bro! Did you see Finding nemo!?!?!
Someone will come running to tell you to get off the ladder...
When people keep saying they don't like something you do....
Things are hard when you're addicted to the nip.
When you accidentally left the food in the microwave too long
Beware, its been known to attack you with how sad its life is.
And then get angry when you mention it.
Suddenly I knew she was the one for me...