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When you're around a bunch of hot girls in the checkout line.
If you don't get this face when you do it... you must have small... hands.
My Harry Potter name.
Seconds from Disaster, last requests.
Pigtails, they're useful for something.
When you forget your wife's on her period and you ask for sex.
Sacrifices must be made
Oh, you forgot you were at Walmart? Here's a reminder.
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