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She did. Then we got married. Now I need to get her drunk before she will.
Date my friend she said, she's perfectly normal she said.
She's like "nah, it's all natural"
When she rejects your sexual advances
She may be a big girl, but she knows how to ride...
She doesn't suspect a thing.
Does it count if she can't feel it?
It seemed like a good idea at the time, she said...
They blocked her in, she shat on their caravan. Call it even