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Drunk people and fire just don't mix.
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.
Sargent told me War is like Chess.
Some girls just don't play
Todays report looks like there may be some sprinkles.
When a girl says she's ready and waiting for you, but you can't miss the bus.
Hope my wife likes her xmas sweater
Expensive restaurants be like... $100!
I'll take one for each limb, just in case.