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Do you shop in a blind mall?
Hey, you! Get me a beer.
Checkmate, you lose vegans.
When you're already out of the store and your kids are still crying about things they wanted...
Guess you could say he's getting his Nut
For all the times you fake threw me some food.
Be careful what you wish for.
You never know when diarrhea may hit...
Hello, I'm Simba... and you are... hey... where you going?