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Every payday.
This booty captures the souls of those who smack it.
This would seriously creep you the F' out!
Then I get clawed when I try to move.
Open Sesame!
When you know you've been playing Call of Duty too long.
Suddenly the operator hoped it was a stillborn.
The other hand gets jealous.
Too many examples to deny its truth.