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One way to tell you're in the ghetto.
Do you shop in a blind mall?
Hey, you! Get me a beer.
Checkmate, you lose vegans.
How would she know?
When you're already out of the store and your kids are still crying about things they wanted...
Guess you could say he's getting his Nut
For all the times you fake threw me some food.
Be careful what you wish for.