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Texting comes later, after I'm wasted.
Borrowed a pen from a friend when suddenly...
No wussing out, you're going!
The second face is when I'm trying to hold on from busting.
You wot m8?
Got all three? You most likely have a bun in the oven.
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Nature, you cray.
You can see the power flowing through him.