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It's perfectly safe they said... Will be fun they said...
Run kitty. They're coming home.
Girls who look like they're about to explode out of their clothing...
Dog's, they know how make babies laugh.
When old people tell jokes they've said all your life...
Go for a ride in the park they said, its nice out they said...
And when you are home, they knock for a second and run.
When you're married they add electric wire to it...
This is what they call "The Long Troll"...