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Damn It Santa. I said fries to!
I want to see her superpowers.
I'm an artist.
Anytime I wake up and smell bacon...
My wife just don't believe me when I say this...
My dog takes after me. I refuse to fetch to.
I'm fluent in Italian because of this.
I'd put my money on a bodybuilder over this frail looking dude.
I bet she thought those butterflies were a good idea.