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Honey, is the snake using the microwave again? - Wife
My wife at my sons birthday party...
Wife got me a new mug
Now China's beating the USA with McDonalds?
Can I have a bottle of that Anus Bleed sauce please?
I just need to find that damn Unicorn!
About to get McKnockedDaFuqOut!
Honey where did all of my post-its go? - Wife
100% true.