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I do this every morning when I wake up.
When you throw stuff to midgets...
When my wife asks if I want to have sex
When a insecure girlfriend says she doesn't mind...
When I tried to play sports as a kid...
When you finally get what you want... DAMN YOU BRAIN!
When my girl says she's ready and I claim I am too.
When I go for a run after skipping a few days...
He acts like he doesn't want it...