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Computer crashed? Just ask Obama for the backup.
Damn you human! It was a trap!
Obama and the NSA, spying just to keep us safe.
Human, you look... you look... Beautiful!
Human, No! Leave me alone. I'm bathing.
Human, STAHP! I'm trying do have some alone time.
Real men don't cry.
Sounds just like politics these days...
I just need to find that damn Unicorn!