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Just going to lay here and get some shade.
My girl took pics, and here I thought I was so peaceful looking.
It's only going to be downhill from here.
I'll just sit right here on this little cushion...
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Going out with a guy friend you say? Cool. I'll just be here sharpening my knives and cleaning my gun.
Bitches be like, On vacation... Never wanna leave here!
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Imagine the Funerals, "Here lies John, killed by a falling Moose"