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Captain Puerto Rico
Drifting over a speedbump didn't even sound like a good idea
Drunks and bikes don't mix
She said it was all-natural
Let me just cut across this track during a horse race
Just when you think people couldn't get anymore idiotic
And here we have an ancient artifact, a pay phone
Well they did ask for Allah to show them sign
When I think I can turns into oh sh*t